The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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