Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
