So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So much Jack, so little girl.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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