In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
