plz talk dirty to me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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