oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
where am i from again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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