she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Couch. On fire.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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