it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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