We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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