I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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