mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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