4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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