I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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