Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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