this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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