i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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