You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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