You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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