your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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