I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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