i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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