I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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