My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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