no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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