I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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