She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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