Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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