There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I think people are normalizing furries
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Randomize
