This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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