Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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