I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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