Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it was like eating out sand paper
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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