so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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