We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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