Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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