was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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