YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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