Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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