you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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