i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Bring me that man meat
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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