do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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