And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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