oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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