is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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