He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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