i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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