I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
and you fell through a lawn chair
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