Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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