Are we in a gay sports bar?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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