Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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