this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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