and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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