Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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