youre lurking in front of me
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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