This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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